Perfection: The Pop-Tarts Bowl Unveiled The Single Greatest Trophy In All Of Sports, They Now Have One With A Built-In Toaster

This right here is why we need bowls outside of the playoffs. We can't just have the major bowls because they will take themselves too serious and never, ever have a trophy with a functioning toaster in it. Cam Ward and Miami may have blown a chance at the 12-team playoff, but you gotta think this is worth not opting out for. You want the right to get a Wild Berry Pop Tart and that trophy.

Although, me personally? Not a toasted Pop Tart guy. Love Pop Tarts, they are delicious no matter how old you are and quite frankly having kids makes it even more justifiable to have Pop Tarts around the house. But I eat them raw. Get it out of the package, break into smaller pieces and devour it. It is important to note the MVP does have a major decision to make here though: 

Wild Berry is the easy 1.1 decision here. It's my favorite Pop Tart. I do think they need to bring back a special Pop Tart though. Some of us are old enough to remember the 1996 Olympic ones they made, those are the best of the best. Bring those back and sales will go through the roof. Quick top-5 Pop Tart rankings:

5. Frosted Cherry

4. Frosted Blueberry 

3. Brown Sugar Cinnamon

2. Frosted Strawberry

1. Wild Berry

All I know is this is what a bowl game should be. Don't take yourself so serious, have a trophy with a toaster and let your mascots get eaten: